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I was a happy bunny on Radio City, and my presence there was due in
no small part to Screaming Lord Sutch. My group had supported him back in the 60s at
various gigs (Chatham Town Hall springs to mind, as does the California Ballroom, Dunstable), and I was, truth
to tell a bit of a fan. Much later, in the eighties, I was to produce a record of his. The song was I'm a Ghost.
How sad to hear of his untimely demise.
I like to think he's up there somewhere mid-concert, scaring and thrilling us at the same time. He leans down
and spots me in the crowd. Aaaaagh, he screams, shaking his skull stick at me, at the same time mesmerically
holding my gaze, When ya gonna release my record Johnny? I've got this great idea to promote it.
Then he scans the pretty girls in the crowd and sings On the level I'm a devil. I'm a real
rockin' rebel. Yeah you'd better be nice to me. I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost, I ain't nothin'
but a ghost, ain't nothin' but a real live ghost. Well Dave, your track is now resurrected (I knew you'd like
that) and I'm gonna give your fans a listen. I'm sure they'll enjoy your
haunting tones and think back to the fun they had being scared witless by you they rocked and rolled. The track will be
available soon on a forthcoming CD.
Email
me for more information. This song was recorded at Mayfair studios at the same session as Metal Mickey's
Lollipop. The latter was also produced by me.
So, back to the plot: as an eighteen year old quiff-laden rocker, frequency hopping around the radio dial, I
accidentally caught his broadcasts. I thought Wow! I'll have some of that. I listened out for
details and soon put a tape together to send to Radio City's office in Denmark Street.
Dorothy Calvert replied and said that they'd like to meet me and soon I was hangin' around the La Giaconda
cafe yet again. It was my old haunt in my group Davy Jones and The Manish Boys days. (Yus, ole David
Bowie's fledgling backing group, or maybe he was our singer, the jury's still out on that one.) I was soon
hob-nobbing with Terry King in the Giaconda. He had booked us for loads of gigs around the country, not to mention
the tour with Gene Pitney, Marianne Faithfull and the Kinks. I was the lead guitarist with Day-Glo pink hair.
At the end of the tour, at only eighteen years of age, I applied to Radio City for a job. It was the last time we played
together. I got the gig and the band decided to split. Jones had metamorphosised into Bowie and was soon on his way to
stardom.
Reg Calvert was a partner in the business with Terry in an upstairs office at 7 Denmark Street. Together Reg and Terry
had great success with the Fortunes, starting with You've Got Your Troubles. I adored that track to pieces -
that and Everyone's Gone To The Moon by Jonathan King - but I digress.
It's a good job I did like the Fortunes track, because it was used by the station not just to promote the single,
but as a warning to home base that something was amiss and that the station manager, Eric Martin, should contact them by
radio to see what kind of help was needed. Nearly always it was the transmitter that was showing signs of throwing a
wobbly!
Eric was a card. Station Manager and Chief Shopper. Very country gent complete with a RAF type moustache,
fairly well-built with hound tooth jackets and pin sharp creases in his grey trousers, he always wore a tie and
sported a posh voice to match it all. He drove a Jag, in which he'd carry all manner of goodies for the
station, doing the shopping from the local stores, from fruit and veg to meat and fish which he'd send out to the
forts on Freddie Downs' boats Harvester 1 and 2. This would keep the deejays and engineering staff in grub for a week or
so.
Mr. Martin (due respect - he must have been middle-aged) was the owner of the local record store and
his father owned a chain of pubs. He was so taken up with the world of broadcasting that he ventured onto the airwaves
from time to time as Rick Martin.
I remember him fondly as the guy who'd cross our palms with silver in the little nook at the pub, which was the
unofficial office. This was The Wall Tavern, on Middle Wall in Whitstable, and the back room was where we got paid. Not
a lot, you might say. Some of us got £6 a week, others as much as a tenner! When I got to Big L, where I
became known as John Edward, we were on £35 a week! Still his fondness for brandy gave me my first experience
of booze. Nice man.
Alex Dee was tall and slim with a handsome
freckled face. I'm sure he was popular with the listeners, very cool and expert in his technique.
Chris Cross had a slight northern twang, which made him come across like a schoolmaster
(in my opinion anyway). He was so enthusiastic about the Beatles and the Stones! He ran a regular spot,
which he called 5 by 4. The respective fans would wax lyrical about their faves. Talking of which there was
a little coterie of them that used to send funny and inviting emails to the boys. Carmen Getme (hi Helen!),
Rosa Houses and Lydia Dustbin were the main ones I remember.
Paul Elvey was an engineer who became an
unexpected heart-throb to the fans. He would face the mike from time to time and deejay like a pro. He was
tough-looking and well built in a boxer sort of way. He had similar freckles to Alex. They could have been brothers.
If they were a stage act, they might have been called Long and Short. Paul's East End accent contrasted
with Alex who managed to sound more cultured. Both had the same ginger hair and skin colouring, with Paul's hair
thinning gracefully. There must have been fifteen years age difference between them with Alex, the younger, who was about
20ish.
I loved Radio City and being there was like working in a boy scouts camp, but with even more jollies! Assorted
random memories:
Lying on a towel on the sun-baked (and really hot!) orange rusty and grey-painted roof on one
of the Shivering Sands Towers and listening to the station output, thinking life just don't get any better
than this! Percy Faith's Theme From A Summer Place was playing and the sky was as blue as it gets
with only flecks of white clouds. It was sunny and everything felt so positive.
There were nights of darkness when the generator packed up, but hey that's what the moon's for! The distant
rumble of the diesel-powered generators over in one of the metal tank-like shacks. Walking along
the access path between the towers on no more than a suspended rope ladder with wooden slats. (Off limits to DJs,
only in dire emergency were we to cross over them and always accompanied by someone else. Great at midnight, with only
the moon to see where you were treading. Who needs drugs?)
I was happy in that environment and have many fond memories of those times: Self-heated baked beans and toast,
as long as the gas burner worked. Visits from pretty girls, some official, some coming aboard from passing motorboats
eager to see what we got up to. The hair raising (yes, I had plenty in those days!) climb up the rope
ladder (always keep one leg one side and one leg the other with the ladder between them . it balances you,
otherwise your weight pushes the whole thing forward and it's hard to make your way up), the dizzying sight
of the swaying boat sixty or seventy feet below as I clung for dear life to the rope ladder, the upturned faces of the
boat's crew and other boarding DJs, the fresh salty fragrance of the sea, and Dick Dixon's
black leather jacket with his open-necked blue and white shirt, his almost Tony Curtis waves and flick-down
front locks and his after shave, along with his Rs that sounded like Ws, Tony Pine's electronic wizardry with the
cassette player (just give it a bang if it gets stuck), Dorothy Calvert's enthusiasm, Reg
Calvert's chats and encouragement....
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